TUAW reports on a study by a firm called MyType, with a sample size of 20,000. The upshot? iPad owners are "rich and smart, but also spoiled and cruel."

In other words, we are winners. I knew it!

As for the iPad haters:

"bashing the iPad is, in a way, an identity statement for independent geeks."

In other words, they are losers who do exactly what they claim Apple fans do: rabidly focus on a piece of technology because it makes them feel cool.

(In case it wasn't clear: my comments are purely tongue-in-cheek. Mostly.)